MORRISSEY IS DEAD

Mai: "Dear God, please help me! This night has opened my eyes. Morrisseys commercial break trough have killed me."
God: "These things takes time. I just want to see the boy happy."
Mai: "What difference does it make?"
God: "The more you ignore him, the closer he'll get. Hold on to your friends."
Mai: "I don't mind if he'll forget me. He knows I'd love to see him. And I'd love to."
God: "You just haven't earned it yet, baby."
Mai: "Please, please, please, let me get what I want!"
God: "I know it's gonna happen someday. I'll let you know. Or why don't you find out for yourself?"
Mai: "That joke isn't funny anymore! Oh Well, I'll Never Learn. Last night i dreamt that somebody loved me."
God: "That's entertainment!"
Mai: "But I am hated fot loving! Whatever happens, I love you! You're the one for me, God!"
God: I like you! But now my heart is full...
Mai: "I'm Not Sorry. I have forgiven Jesus and heaven knows I'm miserable now."
God: "Sorrow will come in the end."
Mai: "Life Is A Pigsty. How can anybody possibly know how I feel?"
God: "You're still ill. Is it really so strange?"
Mai: "I know it's over. Satan rejected my soul and he cried. You know I couldn't last!"
God: "You're gonna need someone on your side."
Mai: "Do your best and don't worry! I will see you in far-off places in the future when all's well."

God: "Sing your life! There is a light that never goes out..."

Both: "Man! We hate it when our friends become successful!"